This is an overview of the ideas we (in Jesus Horse™) have come up with, along with probable time schedule and stuff.

Ride Date: between Dec. 27 and Dec 30

Lab Days: any time before xxmas that people want

Ideas: extreme dreidel, a white elephant gift Xchng, caroling, warm beverage distribution downtown (we NEED a samovar for this!), holiday royal rumble (i.e. xxmas vs. Kwanzaa vs. Chanukah–FIGHT!), flaming potato guns, general mayhem.

My other idea, which I submit for criticism: I think it’d be great to make a MOUNTAIN DEW SUPER EXTREME VIDEO to show how bad we can be to ourselves while under the influence of MTDEW. I’m picturing like everyone holding me down and forcing MOUNTAIN DEW into my eyes–like me writing and screaming in pain (yes, real pain!) just something so stupid and pointless that people can’t even think we’re trying to emulate jackass. Maybe other people would like to do other SUPER POINTLESS SHIT while under the influence of an arbitrary beverage? It would make a nice satirical video that we could show to friends and foes alike! Who has ideas for stupid shit? Who wants to actually go through with their ideas?

So in light of all this crap, please give me FEEDBACK!

Jesus Horse™ is soliciting idears for a winter ride!

Thus far, Jon Fitchett has suggested a downtown jaunt involving a samovar filled with warm holiday liquids (possibly cider)? Altie thinks we might want to revamp the chariot and 3xnipple into a santa/reindeer outfit and go out caroling.

If you’re struggling for ideas, then I suggest you check out last year’s Yule Dog Meat ‘n Eat, as it was a successful holdiay romp.

Post your ideas here, where we can collectively parse and perfect them.

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